America, Take Your Medicine?
- centerlanegifts
- Apr 10
- 2 min read

The Real Cost of Those Eggs pt.20
If I may speak for America, I didn’t know I had medicine to take.
Stupidly, I thought just trying to make ends meet was the medicine to survive in America. If I may sir, Who the Fuck do you think you are?
Let me answer that for you, sir. You're a 34-count Felon, you couldn’t get a job at any local McDonald's. You used your power of the shooting the shit, along with your skills of selling snake-oil to wessel your way back into the White House.
Now the poor fucking people that actually belived and voted for you are watching ther, savings, jobs, business, and future going down the fucking drain, while you sir, asshole go away for 3 days to play golf and swidle America with your friends the Sauids. Then you have the gull, with that smirk on that orange face. “Sometimes you have to take your medicine”.
For those who have nothing but fond Fox News memories of Trump 1.0, let us remember that the Great Economy he brags about was left to him by his good friend Barack Obama. So alone comes Trump 2.0, and once again, he inherits what the Wall Street Journal called the “best economy ever.” And what did he and his class clowns do, and for what?
Let's meet three of “Nothing but the best people” 2.0
Secretary of the Treasury
Scott Bessent: net worth, 521 million dollars
Secretary of Commerce
Howard Lutnick: Net Worth, 3.21 billion dollars
Senior Counselor
Peter Navarro: History with Trump
So, what are the qualifications to work for Trump? Well, one has to have more money than the people you were hired to serve. But the most important trait is how much praise, slash lip balm & lubo do you have for the Big D. Another knack one must have to join the Trump team is the ability to talk down to people. Make people feel like they are complete idiots for asking questions. Don’t foret you must have that Trump fucking smirk on your face when anserwing questions.
What I love best about Trump 2.0 is how stupid he thinks America and the rest of the world really is.
As of Apr.. 5th., 2025
Average price of 1 doz. Grade A eggs Nationwide are $6.17 up .36 cents since 3/23/25
The average price of 1 gallon of regular gas Nationwide is $2.83, down .08 cents since 3/23/25
Elections have Consequences, get involved and tell
Trump, what do you think? 202-456-1111 (White House)
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